Why is it that when someone calls you, and it’s a wrong number, and you TELL them it’s a wrong number, they don’t believe you. It’s like they think your lying or something.
Are you sure this isn’t Shanequa?
Look dude, I’m pretty sure I’d remember if my name was Shanequa. Not to mention the fact that I’m a guy.
And then they text you.
Hey girl, what are you doing to night?
Right, like that’s going to fool you. Like you don’t know that it’s the same person who just called you. Like, if I really WAS Shanequa, then the texting technique would fool me and I would be a stupid bonehead who would not get the connection between the call and the text.
And then they get all pissed and defensive.
I HATE PHONES!
or maybe it’s just the people calling and not actually the phone. Not sure.
How can I convince this person that I am not Shanequa, or that I am not some person who has Shandqua’s phone. Like we’re at the club or something and someone calls and Shanequa goes, “Oh damn! It’s blah blah. I don’t want to talk to him. Here, take my phone and pretend that they got the wrong number”.
Anyhow, that’s what I’m thnking that the person on the other end of the line is thinking.
And then they go, “Who is this”.
That doesn’t matter. You got the wrong stinkin’ number. Don’t call or text me again. You goofed up. This ain’t Shanequa’s phone. Accept that fact and move on. I can’t make this Shanequa person materialize in front of me because I HAVE NO FRICKIN’ CLUE WHO THAT EVEN IS!
And then 2 days later they text you again.
“Hey girl, what’s up”?
Really dumbass? You’re that stupid?
Sometimes I feel like pretending that I AM Shanequa. I fell like spouting lurid sex talk. I feel like making up a bunch of shit. I fell like saying, Oh I’m sorry, Shanequa died.”
But, I don’t. I just keep feeling the angst over not being able to convince this person on the other end of the line that I AM NOT MOFO SHANEQUA. And that I am not hiding her.
Sometimes I fell like flushing the damn phone down the toilet.